I was eating lunch outside in Downtown Denver yesterday when this disheveled and funny looking guy goes by waving at the sky and yelling. About 5 minutes later another guy goes by doing the same thing, except he's wearing an expensive suit and is well groomed. The only other difference between them (besides the clothes) is a bluetooth headset. So I found myself wondering - if there was a fire, and I could only save one of those dudes, which one would it be?