Friday, March 30, 2012

A frozen fish makes an excellent defensive weapon, and if it's big enough it can stop a bullet.Cephalopod (frozen or raw) are useless as are smaller fish. Go for a swordfish for thrusts and swipes or a shark for audacity.

If you survive the encounter you should seriously consider why you were fighting for your life in a fish market in the first place. Seriously ... shit ain't right.

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