So I have this large broadsword in an umbrella stand by the front door. A couple of weeks ago my daughter had a slumber party and the next day, when one of the dads came to pick up his kid he sees it there and says
"Hey, nice sword. What do you use that thing for?"
"Oh that?" I say. "That's for stabbing people."
Dude literally recoiled backwards about a foot. So I'm thinking to myself "WTF?! Did you think it was for spreading butter?!"
Sometimes I wonder about my neighbors...
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